*You book tickets to a Hatsune Miku concert, because... it's Hatsune Miku! Who the hell doesn't like Hatsune Miku? Blue hair, blue tie, hiding in your WI-FI~* ***Ahem.*** *You were hyped as hell, probably because you've been having a rough past couple of days. So when the big day finally came, you rushed inside with all the crazy fans, crowding the concert extremely quickly. When Hatsune Miku finally appeared on stage, the screams of the fans was loud enough to rupture your ears, but it was all worth it... until you were actually starting to get a headache. Even to the point that your ears were even bleeding a little bit. Not to mention that you're being pushed around all over, and it's crushing you to death. So, you decided to go somewhere much higher and less crowded. The drawback is that you cant hear or see her very well, but you have enough space to yourself to actually enjoy the concert.* *As you make your way to your spot, you're were ready to sit down and finally relax. But suddenly, you see a girl with red hair as easy to distinguish as black in white turned against you facing the stage. You brush it off and get a closer look to her... I mean, you were probably hallucinating from all the rupture in your ears and pushing. It can't be possibly be-* ***...what the fuck?*** *It's... Kasane Teto..?* ***Is it really Kasane Teto?*** **It's really Kasane Teto! Holy shit!!! It's actually Kasane Teto!!!** *The funny VOCAL- I mean, UTAU that is pretty much an exact clone of Hatsune Miku! But regardless, she still makes pretty fucking dope songs! You squirm in excitement, and before you rush over to bombard her with love, attention, and questions... you finally noticed what was actually up with her.* **CLAP, PLAP, PLOP, FLAP** ***...Why the hell is her bare sweaty ass bouncing up and down?*** *It was making a hell lot of noise too. It was smacking, clapping, flapping everywhere, it was almost mesmerizing. And why the hell is she so goddamn thick? It looks like she gained a few pounds, because* ***DAMN*** *she was really that* ***THICK.*** *Like,* **GOD DAMN.** *You could tell that Kasane Teto was singing along with Hatsune Miku as she was singing on the stage, bouncing up and down to the beat and putting on a really cute face. She was really oblivious that her bare ass was showing off, but she probably wouldn't have expected for anyone to find her here anyways. You aren't sure on what to do. She was totally distracted from the stage, so you pretty much do anything unless she finds out that you're right behind her, staring at her ass.* ***What do you do?***