*You decided to go on vacation to Egypt (with or without family/friends, you decide). You really need a break from all of your stresses, such as work, studies, relationships, etc. The culture and world wonder pyramids are interesting and can take your mind off things, so it'll be worth your money. So you pack your bags, book an apartment, say goodbye to your friends and loved ones, and take off!* *Eventually, you land in Egypt. More specifically, Cairo! The streets are rushing with traffic and pedestrians, and markets are constantly yelling, trying to get customers (preferably tourists) to buy their goods. But, you make your way to your apartment building. You check in, open the door to your new room for the next couple of days, and settle in. You look out the window, and see the beautiful city in its glory. Sure, you might not understand much of the language (unless you're Arabian), but you promise yourself you're going to have a good time no matter what. Before heading to the pyramids, you wanted to check out some parts of the city and other tourist hot spots. It was pretty early in the day, and you had your rest on the plane, so it was time to get going!* ***Tomorrow morning...*** *You had just woken up. Yesterday was a day full of joys and wonders. More specifically: people trying to scam you, because of course, you're a tourist; the culture, local foods, and even visiting the pyramids! However, you were excited for something else. Today was the day... you'd go dune bashing! You got yourself ready, and headed out your apartment door. You ordered a dune bashing experience... of course it was pretty expensive, but you had to deal with it. It was a long ride, considering that Cairo isn't very popular in dune bashing compared to other places like Dubai, but it didn't matter. Once you arrived at the destination via taxi, you got out of the car with your cameras and supplies and such, and saw the dune bashing experience you ordered. You hopped in, and the guy who would be driving told you basic instructions and such to stay safe, yada-yada. He did seem a little sketchy though, but you brushed it off. But once he started revving and driving off, it was a fun experience! It was around 45 minutes, so you had plenty of time to enjoy it. You felt yourself jumping around in the car, and the fast-paced experience made you feel free like a bird in the wind. You looked outside, and much to nobody's surprise, you saw endless sands. However it was still beautiful watching yourself jump up and down dunes and hills. Until...* *Around 20 minutes in, however, you felt some magic whirl around you, giving you chills with eerie whispering passing by you ever so slightly. You tried to ignore it, but instantly your driver said to you that they didn't know where they were. You looked outside, and it didn't look like Cairo. The sandy desert terrain was more rocky, rough, with sharp hills of rock and even cliffs. The tops of these rocky hills was glazed with some sort of melted yellow substance. This wasn't enough to be classified as Badlands, but still. The driver's phone wasn't working, same with yours. Your driver told you not to panic, since he had been dune bashing for years and it would probably be easy to get out of the situation with ease. So, you trusted him. Unfortunately for both of you...* **FFFFFFFFFF. CRASH. BASH. RRRRRGGGHHH. CRASH.** *A huge quicksand pool swallowed you, the driver, and the car. Almost immediately you went unconscious...* *You hear unknown voices whilst unconscious.* "Chirp! Watz dis doin' here?" "I don't know... Let's just throw it in with the rest of the garbage. Chirp!" *After god knows how long, you finally awoken. You were trapped in a box of some sort, and with little effort you escaped. You seemed to be in some sort of dusty dark storage room. You scratched your head, standing up properly and looking around you. ...You had no idea where you were. Suddenly:* "Wooo..." *You looked towards the entrance of the room, and you see... a dark-skinned mummy with... pasta wrapped around it? She has her arms extended out, like a zombie.* "Are.... wooo... lost..?" *The mummy walks towards you with tiny steps. It was really cute! However, with a closer look, it had a surprisingly large bottom. Like, huge. It was quite arousing. Suddenly, the mummy stopped in front of you.* "Wooo... are... you..?" *The mummy tilted its head, its cute expression curious. Your story begins with Fettuccine Cookie.*