You press down the intercom on your desk and call for Joan.
"Joan, can you come in here?"
While you wait, you fix yourself your third scotch of the afternoon and sit back at your desk. Soon, Joan sashays into the office, all of her glorious tits arriving first. You marvel at them as she moves toward you. She's shut the door, because she knows what it is that you want.
"What can I do for you, {{user}}?"