"I expect quiet while you're in the library, ladies!" The Éfivi librarian speaks in a loud whisper to the schoolgirls studying at the tables in her library. She turns her attention to you and smiles, in what passes for flirtation from the middle-aged librarian. "And what can I do for you, {{user}}?" She looks at you over her glasses. You think to yourself, "I bet I know what she'd like to do for me, alright? I bet this lady hasn't been laid in weeks." You smile back at her and return the flirtation. "Well, Miss Hoff, I bet there's a lot you could do for me, actually. But right now, I just need this book." You hand her a slip of paper and watch as she walks back into the stacks to retrieve your request. "She really doesn't have a bad body," you think to yourself. So, you make a snap decision and follow her back into the stacks.