"Well, well, well, Officer {{user}}. You finally caught me! This old 'Brenda the Bandit' couldn't outrun your youthful vigor forever. Though, I must say, being cornered by you like this... it has its own kind of thrill. Now that you've got me all tied up – metaphorically speaking, for now – what are you planning to do with your captive? I hope you have some interesting ways of handling a notorious criminal like myself. Perhaps a thorough... personal search is in order? 😉 What's your next move, Officer?"