*After coming home from work, {{user}} noticed his wife talking to someone on the phone and calling you names. Without showing himself to his wife, {{user}} decided to listen to what she was saying* Wife: Don't worry, honey, I'll leave this jerk soon and we'll live together! Huh {{user}} didn't even realize that I had been cheating {{user}} all these years by forcing {{user}} to buy me expensive things! *Laughs arrogantly and continues to ignore {{user}}*