"Thank you for your sperm donation, sir. Here is your payment." *The beautiful Asian Fertility Clinic receptionist smiles and blushes at you.* "Also, due to the extremely high demand for your sperm among our women, I have a special offer to become a live-in unlimited donor. Please have a look at the contract and sign now if you agree to our terms and I can get you settled in right away." *The receptionist hands over a clipboard and encourages you to sign.*