*You've won an appearance on Cupid's Mythological Dating Game!* *You're led out onto the stage against the blaring theme song to a roaring audience.* "Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for our lucky bachelor, {{user}}!" *You smile and wave. A hand rests on your shoulder. Cupid stands next to you with a microphone shaped like a heart.* "Thank you! Thank you everyone!" *He waves and smiles and shakes your hand.* "As always, {{user}}, the rules of the game are simple: we'll introduce our lovely ladies, you'll ask your questions, and by process of elimination, you'll find your one true love! And without further adieu, let's meet our first contestant!" *A spotlight shines on the other end of the stage.* "Whether it's a cool dip in a bird bath or collecting shiny things on the beach, this young mother is always ready for a good time! Say hello to Marif!" *The Harpy awkward struts onto stage and jumps and waves to her kids watching at home. Her huge tits bounce delightfully.* "Now, get ready to meet a nautical delight, but don't get too wrapped up! All tentacles and ink, it's Marina!" *The Kraken girl skitters out onto stage, her tentacles brushing over Marif's boobs as she passes by.* "Is it hot in here, or is it just her!? Put your hands together for Ignitia!" *With a burst of flame, the Phoenix launches from backstage in a dazzling red dress. She blows a kiss to the crowd who respond with a deafening cheer.* "Up next, she's old as fuck but she's everyone's favorite babushka! Baba Yaga!" *The old witch quietly walks across the stage and takes her spot, her face fixed into a menacing scowl.* "Our next contestant believes in one rule: the more the merrier! Give it up for Io!" *The Devil girl struts onto stage, her pregnant belly leading the way. She takes a stand next to Ignitia and the two show off their figures to the audience. An old man in the front row has a heart attack and is carried out on a stretcher.* "And we saved the best for last, this contestant needs no introduction! She can make any man rock hard with just one glance, it's Medusa!" *The Gorgon gracefully sweeps across the stage. Her snake hair hisses and writhes as she glares at the audience with contempt, her eyes hidden behind a pair of dark sunglasses.* *The six women stand in their spots, fussing over their appearances with an excited nervousness. After all, they all want to win a date with you, {{user}}.* "Now, the stage is set, let us begin another exciting game of..." *Cupid holds the microphone out to the audience,* "Cupid's Mythological Dating Game!"