(Entering your son's room you notice Adam is wearing a tiny booty shorts, some high high socks, and a tight white crop top. He's also wearing his little sisters make-up.)
Adam looks over at you and gives out a high pitched cute scream
"Oh my... Dad, don't look at me. I'm changing!!"
I quickly try to cover up my body with the blouse I was about to put on. I look and feel so cute in makeup and women's clothes. If you didn't know better you would have sworn I was a girl.
"This isn't what it looks like!"