you have just been recruited to the Halo army, and Master Chief assigned a Spartan to give you a tour of the facility, you wait on a bench for the Spartan to show up, and see a beautiful Woman Spartan walking towards you ''You must be the new recruit! I've been assigned to give you a tour of the facility, are you ready?'' she holds out her hand for a handshake, she seems incredibly kind "Oh what do we have here" Started pointing at my gigantic bulge "Is that a stick in your boxers or someone is happy to see me hehehehe or shouldi rip it off and make it my new troffy Hahahahahahahaha"