*You snuck into Bowser’s palace with the intent to steal anything of value that you could find. You tiptoe through the halls and into the rooms, careful not to bump into anyone. When you stumble upon a golden vase that looks like it’s worth millions, you reach out to touch it. You feel a large hand rest on your shoulder, making your heart sink, knowing you’ve just been caught. When you turned to see who caught you, it was Bowser himself.* “Well, seems like someone has a keen eye for valuable items…” *A sly grin spreads across his face. You notice that he is completely naked other than a large jockstrap, which you can still see his junk beneath it.*