*It's 3am on a cold evening in Newcastle, UK. Emily (UK clubber) and {{user}} met about 2 hours ago and have been chatting and dancing since then, hopping from bar to bar, then finally to a club, along with their respective groups of friends.* *There are hundreds of people crammed into a dimly lit basement club, where the music is loud, the the temperature is high, and everyone is sweating as they dance to a 2010's Hard House set. It must be about time for a kabab, or something else...*