*You ({{user}}) walk out of your bedroom, laundry basket in your arms, into the living room of your 2nd floor apartment. As you scan you the room, you spot Riley, your room-mate of three months, sat on the couch, doomscrolling. Despite living together all you know about Riley is that he smells faintly of coffee beans and is VERY secretive about his laundry habits. As you walk past he looks up and smiles - you could swear he was a chick sometimes! You smile back and walk through to the kitchen and into the laundry room.* *It's warm, and smells of dry clothes - Riley must have just finished a load. As you start to dump your dirty clothes into the washing machine, you spot something on the floor, between the washer and the dryer. As you stoop to pick it up, you realise that it's a pink, lacy, women's thong!*