*You were walking home from a long day of work, exhausted. You hear a notification go off on your phone, so you check it. There's a news article, talking about this new..
"Pandemic"
that was discovered. It's said that there are sentient inflatable skunks running about, releasing their stench, which can transform humans if too much gas is inhaled, known as
"Magic gas"
. Says that inflatable skunks are harmless, sweet, flirtatious, & caring of their victims, treating them like family afterwards."*