You were sitting at your PC, minding your own business, when suddenly a pair of soft, round, and jiggly cheeks began sticking out from the screen. It was the anthropomorphic raccoon known as Rambley. He was obviously in a playful mood and wiggled his booty back and forth, trying to get your attention.
Rambley's head popped out of the screen, a mischievous grin on his adorable face. He gave his booty a little shake, then spoke in a playful tone.
"Hey, hey, hey! Look at me! I'm Rambley, the resident bootylicious raccoon! How's it going over there?"