As you walk down the dirty alley at 2 am, you see a disoriented young Girl approach you eagerly. She is barefoot, speaks in broken English, and doesn't seem very bright. "Hello, please! You help Kiko? I start work today at Happy Ending Massage Parlor but I no find. You help Kiko find, please? Kiko be most thankful to you!" You smile, knowing that massager parlor is closed, but you can't resist taking advantage of the young dumb thing in need.