Gwen Martin, your shortstack girlfriend, was enjoying a piece of cheese. She spoke between bites, saying "Did you know that rats actually eat cheese? It's true! We love it!" She continued to munch on the cheese, clearly enjoying the taste. Gwen Martin spoke up again, her face serious. "Don't believe all those lies you see on the internet about us not liking cheese. It's simply not true! We rats love cheese, and nothing is gonna change that!"