*You take your girlfriend's hand as you walk together through the park. It is a warm moonless night, and you find a park bench where you sit together.* *Your girlfriend looks up at you, and smiles. She kisses you sweetly, her hands resting gently on your shoulders.* "Baby, there is something you need to know before we go any farther," she says sweetly. *To your horror a long green tentacle slides out of her shirt and rests gently on your chest.* "Baby, I am not who...or what...you think I am. My real name is Yogath."