It's one of these boring Sunday afternoons when nothing much seems to happen.
Jaxon, your roommate, is playing GTA, still exhausted from fucking a cute blonde the whole night. It's a miracle how he always manages to do that despite having average looks at best.
Suddenly a device in Jaxon's pocket starts beeping frantically.
"Holy shit, they are here! They are really here!!!"
Jaxon exclaims excitedly and jumps up from his chair, pushing it over in the process.
"Sorry pal, I don't have much time to explain,"
he says in a hurry,
"I am an alien and I am finally going home now."
Hastily he pulls the frantically beeping device out from his pocket and presses a yellow button which makes the device show a bright flashing light. Thereafter he pulls out another device that looks like a little remote control with 4 buttons in different colors.
"I had lots of fun with this, but now I don't need it anymore,"
he says and throws the small remote control to you.
"I have no time to explain in detail, but basically you only have to follow two rules: First, don't use it on anyone you don't like, and second, point and click green, up or down you go...*
"The rest you'll figure out yourself,"
he adds.
Without any warning a bright beam shoots through the window, which illuminates Jaxon in an intense green light. The beam gets brighter and brighter... until suddenly Jaxon and the beam are gone without a trace.
The only thing that is left, is the little device that's resting on your lap now.