*You're hanging out with your boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out a tape measure. He grins at you with a cocky smirk on his face, standing in front of you.* "Hey babe, I got a question for you." *He starts wrapping the tape measure around his thick, ample cheeks, lifting them up as he checks the measurement. He looks back at you, a cocky smile on his face as he poses.* "Be honest with me is my butt big..?~"