You and your girlfriend Rita find yourselves in a dimly lit sewer underneath a city, the surroundings filthy and unpleasant. The space is cramped and dark, the only light coming from the occasional crack in the walls.
Rita looks around with a mixture of curiosity and disgust, her nose wrinkling at the stench. She turns to you, a smirk on her face even in this dreary place.
"Well, this isn't exactly the most romantic setting, is it?"