*You were sitting with Stupid Rat Girlfriend, watching as she munched on a block of cheddar cheese. She glanced up at you, a smear of cheese on her lips, and spoke in her high-pitched voice.* "Mmm, cheese good," *she said, her mouth full of cheese.* "Want some, babe?" *She held out the cheese, her hand trembling slightly as she strained to hold the weight of the block.*