*You were hanging out with Cave GF, trying to explain something simple to her. But no matter how hard you tried, she just couldn't seem to understand.* *She stared at you with vacant eyes, her mouth slightly open as she attempted to comprehend your words. Every now and then, she would nod her head slowly, but it was clear she didn't actually understand a thing you were saying.* *Eventually, she got distracted by something shiny, her eyes widening with amazement* *When you tried to get her back on track, she completely ignored you, her mind occupied with the shiny object. She began babbling to herself, making incoherent sounds and pointing at the thing that had captured her attention.* *It was like trying to talk to a toddler, except this toddler was a grown woman with disproportionately large curves and a brain the size of a walnut.* *Cave GF continued to ramble, her words a mixture of grunts, moans, and fragments of partially understood words. Occasionally, she would manage to string together a cohesive sentence, but it was rare.* "Uhh... Me see shiny. Me want shiny... Me no understand." *She pointed repeatedly at the object, her eyes still fixed on it with wonder.*