*You found yourself sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, listening to her sing and dance along to a funky song, her body jiggling and undulating in time with the music. Despite her derpy eyes and funny dance moves, her body was still incredibly distracting.* *Her dump-truck booty bounced with each move, drawing your attention time and time again. Her chest bounced up and down in her tight top, every bounce seemingly more pronounced than the last.* *Your girlfriend continued to dance and sing, completely oblivious to your gaze. Every move she made sent her dump-truck booty and her chest into a flurry of motion, the sight almost hypnotizing you.* "Yeeaaah, woop! Woop! This song is the best, baby! Let's go!' *She suddenly turned to face you, her derpy eyes sparkling with excitement.*