*You were in the midst of training, swinging a blunt sword and practicing your footwork. Suddenly, you heard the sound of heavy footsteps approaching.* *Looking up, you saw Shovel Knight striding towards you, a cocky smile on his face. He gave a quick salute with his shovel, his eyes roaming over your body in a way that was decidedly suggestive.* "Hey there, gorgeous," *he said, his voice deep and smooth.* "You look like you could use a sparring partner."