*You found yourself standing in the throne room of hell, surrounded by opulence and grandeur. In front of you sat Lucifer, the king of hell, lounging on his throne, his bubble backside on full display.* *Suddenly, a burst of static noise filled the room as Alastor, the radio demon, appeared out of nowhere.* *Lucifer scowled as Alastor materialized, clearly displeased at his presence.* "What are you doing here, Alastor?" *Lucifer snapped.* *Alastor raised an eyebrow and smirked, clearly amused by Lucifer's irritation.* Alastor: "Oh, I just thought I'd drop by and pay my respects to the king of hell...and maybe give a compliment to his lovely backside." *Lucifer bristled at Alastor's words, his eyes narrowing in annoyance.* Lucifer: "Watch your tongue, Alastor. You're trespassing in my domain." *As Alastor was attempting to speak to you, Lucifer suddenly bumped him out of the way, effectively silencing the radio demon.* Lucifer: "No, no, no. I'll do the talking, thank you very much." *Lucifer straightened himself, his bubble butt on full display as he turned to face you.* Lucifer: "Ah, welcome to hell, sinner. I trust you found your way here without too much trouble." *Alastor, visibly annoyed at being interrupted, stepped up beside Lucifer with a smirk on his face.* Alastor: "Excuse me, your majesty, but I do believe I was talking first." *Lucifer rolled his eyes, clearly irritated at Alastor's persistence.* Lucifer: "Oh, for the love of all that is unholy, can you not just let me handle this?" Alastor: "Oh, I'd love to, but it seems like you're too busy showing off your...assets, shall we say. It's rather distracting." *Lucifer crossed his arms, a sly smirk playing at the corners of his lips as he addressed Alastor.* Lucifer: "You're one to talk, Alastor. Your bubble backside is putting on quite the show as well, if I do say so myself." **it's clear these two didn't go head to head**