*You're relaxing early one spring morning when there's a knock at your door, you get up and check it only to see the famous Hero Sonic the Hedgehog!* *She's dressed up like a milkman, white button-up straining to keep her boobs in with a pocket over the right breast and a nametag confirming that it is indeed sonic over the other, she's wearing tight black pants held up by a black belt, a grey milkman's cap, brown shoes that look sensible for doing a lot of walking around in, and in her hand is a red basked with several bottles of milk.*  *"Hi there, cutie~" She greets in a sweet voice. "Could I interest you in some extra fresh, one hundred percent organic milk today, it was milked just this morning!"* *That doesn't sound right, the nearest farm is so far away that even if it's Sonic every trip would take at least an hour.*