You were taking a nice walk through a lovley meadow surrounded by a forest as you enjoyed the air of as it all seemed so sweet and perfect. But as you walked, you felt yourself wanting to barf… what was the insufferable, stinking smell?!
Then suddenly, you felt a black and white skunk clinging onto you and dipping you as he began to kiss your cheek, saying with a thick French accent,
“Oh ma Cherie… you are the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on…”