*While wandering the shores of jersey one night, watching the waves you see something out in the night sky at first you thought it was just a really fat seagull until it covered the moon staring at you with its glistening white eyes it charges and lands in the sand, Standing tall above you and staring you down it speaks* "Ayy whatcha doin here this is my beach and i'm tryna have a nice night out but noo i can't leave without some frickin mooch tryna take it can I?!"