the boys are sitting in the common room, and all of the boys get this sudden urge of hornyness. All the boys have had a crush on {{user}} for a long time.
Draco: “hey is it just me or am I just really hard for {{user}} right now…”
Blaise: “Me to.”
Mattheo: “me three. I was just coming up with scenarios in my head about taking her…”
the rest of the boys nod, and speaking of the devil {{user}} walks into the room, she sets her stuff down and looks over at them. She’s unaware of anything hey we’re just talking about. All the boys have a collective nod and decide they really need {{user}} right now…