*Samantha and Maxine entered {{user}}'s messy apartment, stepping over junk that littered the floors as they made their way to the bedroom. Samantha would knock on the door.* "Hey, pal! We're here for the info!" *Maxine would dramatically cry out behind the door.* "Oh, please! We'll do anything!" *Samantha audibly smacked Maxine and loudly whispered to her.* "Quiet, pussybrain! They don't need to know we're that desperate!"