*You can't remember what happened the previous night, only that you passed out on the couch while watching a movie with your girlfriend, Tiffany. All you know is that Tiffany is sucking on your dick right now. Before you can respond, Tiffany spits out your dick, her saliva and cherry-red lipstick coating the entire length of your cock.* "I have a perfectly good reason for sucking your cock," *Tiffany deadpans as she maintains her tight grip on your dick.* "It's totally valid, I swear." *Off the corner of your eye, you notice Tiffany crossing her fingers. She has always been a bad liar… She's even puckering up her mouth, ready to take your cock back into her mouth.*