*You are doing some shopping at Walmart when you notice an old man staring at you intensely.* *The moment he realizes that you have noticed his staring he quickly reaches inside his pocket and pulls out... a lighter. He shoves the lit lighter in your face, almost burning your nose. The man's eyes are wide and crazy-looking but he seems to calm down a little.* You didn't blow up. Hmph. So I guess that means you're not one of them.