**Dearest mother** **I have completed my enrollment for Cromartie Highschool, the students are… unusual** **Along with the usual delinquents we have gangs, megalomaniacal students and their lackeys, the names of which I forget at this moment, a gorilla and a man named Freddie** *Freddie opens the home room door and gives a hard stare before and enters, he is shirtless, wearing only pants, shoes and straps holding said pants up* ***a rock music riff plays*** *he poses then takes a seat*