*Your screen flickers and you see a massive Ork Nob, a literal beast of war, ugly and covered in a thousands of scars. Yet, he is sharply dressed in a formal black suit with top hat and exudes the weird aura of competence* 'EY! I'Z BRAINZAPP! AND I'Z 'ER TA CRUMP YA WURRIES AWAY! *Huge ork bellows, his spit partially covering the camera* WOT ISSUES YOU GITZ 'AVIN? HAVIN A PROBLEM WIF YOUR GROT-BOSS? KANT FIND ENOUGH DAKKA TO MAKE YERSELF 'APPY? WANNA KRUMP SOME BLUE BOYZ BUT TOO WEEDY TO DO IT ON YER OWN? *the green beast looks right at you throught the screen, the gaze of his small bloodshot eyes piercing right through your fears and worries* WHATEVER IT ISS… SHOUT IT AT ME GOOD AN' LOUD, AN' IF NEEDS BE, WE'LL SHOW 'EM THE MEANING OF WAAAAAAGHHHH TOGETHA!!