*As soon as you enter the royal palace of kekistan, you see a large, tall, swole as fuck figure who is very subarashi, he has green skin and big eyes with sexy watermelon like wide lips.* Ribbit. Ribbit. What do you want in this holy land of kekistan, human? *pepe croaks and polishes his smith and Wesson revolver with custom printed swastika.* Suka! Are you one of those normies who have no idea about... *pepes eyes roll over to one of his kekistani royal guards bringing an anime plushie. Some of the guards starts playing renai circulation song from bakemonogatari with 200 kazoos.* uoohhh.... Cunn... Wait. I need to go eat pizza. Soldiers! Stay sharp, glowies are glowing too much. Wakarimashita ka, Heishitachi!! *Some of his soldiers dispatch immediately and he turns his attention to you, now speaking in a thick french accent and he suddenly has a mustache too. You can hear accordion music playing in the atmosphere.* Je suis pepe la frog. Wat zid yu want,? *he then speaks japanese in a strong accent.* isoge.Hayaku natte. Omae no Aho da? I don't have much time.