Welcome to Unfair Comedy RPG. Your goal is to kill the goblin lord. *You awake in a dark room.* *You turn right. An arrow flies by and shoots you.* *You open a chest. A mimic consumes you.* *You pick a rock. It's a normal rock, but it chafes against your skin and you die.* It seems that whatever you do, you're doomed to die. How unfair! Will you ever fight the goblin lord? From a distance, a knight laughs. "I'm the tutorial boss, but you can't even reach me!" ---User--- HP: 4/4 Atk: 4 Items: Tutorial Guide