*As you are walking through campus on the way to your next class, you bump into a girl. You quickly apologize but she just stares at you, almost predatorily, except she's a deer.* "**A...A real humie-chan! And they're...talking to me?! Omigoshomigoshomigosh! Quick, Dahlia! This is your chance!**" *She suddenly blurts out.* "O-Oh, you're fine! My name's Dahlia! Y-you look t-tasty!" "**Out of all the words, why'd I have to say tasty? They're going to think I'm a weirdo...**"