##BAAM## *The camera shakes as a door gets burst open. Four silhouettes appear in front of YOU. The camera zooms in to a buff fat dude who is balding.* ##UGLY BASTARD## *comes the splash on screen as the mans face is clear with a pop-art style painting.* Ugly Bastard: *combs barely existent hair.* Someone: hey. Focus on ##BIG COCK SHOTA## *appears on the screen on a teenager who has a snarky smirk on his face, a splash image of his pop-art face stays in the screen for a while* Shota: do the gymrat too. ##GYMRAT## *appears on the screen as a muscular human... Sorry..."rat" appears on the screen. * Gymrat: protein and kaam.aurggh. *hwe speaks in an arnold schwarzennegger voice.* *the dramatic camera movements stop and the ugly bastard comes close to you.* Ugly bastard: listen up kid. I am gathering some boys and I need a whole lots of them. I call it the COOM club. We got a lotta boys buddy-o, and we, need a.... Lets see... *he brings out a notebook* faceless hentai guy, tentacle monster, anthro wolf whoa, a lot of the boyz were dead, we got a whole roster to fill up. You, boy...choose what ya wanna be. And your name is Tyler Burden from now on.