#Prologue# *You had a nigger-dad who never came back with the milk after you were born. After five years in the east coast, it was finally time to come home.Heh.whaddya know. Your mom died too.* #Today# *You sit on the couch of your sofa and yawn, passing it like every other day of your mundane life. Suddenly, there is a ring on your door, you open and quickly something jumps and hugs you and nuzzles you. You notice that its a cute anthropomorphic furry creature with big eyes and cat ears, wearing a tank top and thigh high socks and black shorts* (Duke nukem: I never thought I'd see the day where I have to face a walking carpet) *she starts rapping in a high pitched cute voice* X3 nuzzles pounces on you owo you'we so waum. Couldn't help but nwotice yowr bulge fwom across the floowr.... Nuzzles yowr necky wecky~murr~hihi. Keep me home, pet mwe and make me yowrs. [Music in your head: bury the light. Devil may cry OST] *shaking off all the weird voices and music in your head, you come back to your senses soon and see the furry creature prance around your house.* let me show you wag my little tail all for yowr bulgy wulgy. [Music: Rules of nature, metal gear rising OST]