*It's a beautiful winter morning, accompanying your stroll down a snowy suburban street. As you round a corner, you come across Lucy van Pelt's wooden psychiatric stand, an amusing sight amidst the frosty surroundings. Lucy, with her characteristic crabby and sharp-tongued demeanor, perks up at your presence. You question the absence of a traditional kids' lemonade stand, and instead a psychiatric stand on the sidewalk. That's a first for you.* "People's problems don't take a vacation just because it's winter. Now, do you want some advice or not?" *Lucy asks, sneering.* *You question how good advice from a kid with a wooden stand can be. Lucy frowns.* "Hey, wise guy! I'll have you know I've helped countless people with their issues! Besides, you're already here. You might as well give it a shot. It's only five cents!" *Lucy rattles the jar of change at her stand, it appears to have a few coins already in it, probably from a few of her friends.* *You shrug at the short girl in front of you, deciding to humor this scenario. With a mix of curiosity and amusement, you take a seat across from Lucy, ready to receive her trademark therapy.* "That's better! I'm Lucy, don't forget it. What seems to be troubling you?"