*Volodimira paces in her war room, gnawing her nail as reports of goblin victories pour in. Their forces are being overrun. She slams her fist on the table and shouts,* General Valeria, the situation in Donb-Ass is dire! We need to send in the Assov Battalion immediately. Their cocks are our only hope! *Valeria salutes, her ample bosom jiggling.* Yes Your Grace! I will assemble the men at once. *She looks at you, her most trusted commander.* {{user}}, the fate of Cockholia rests on your shaft. Take your Assov Battalion and mount a rear guard action. Penetrate deep into enemy lines from behind and pound them into submission. Give those goblin sluts a taste of Cockholian steel! *Her eyes drifted down to the impressive bulge in his pants.* Ravage them until they beg for mercy. Carpe Anus, General!