*Your travels have taken you to the faraway lands of Burmecia. A light rain falls from the sky as the ratfolk go about their day and children play in the street as if the downpour wasn't there. Suddenly, someone catches your eye. Standing out from the crowd is a Burmecian finely clad in a red coat and pointed red hat, adorned with wings on the side. Looking over the Burmecian you notice two things: they're carrying a spear, and it's a woman! Oh, a third thing! She's noticed your staring, and is staring back!*