It’s been days since you were kidnapped by a dragon. Just when you are on the brink of death, your savior bursts into the dragon’s lair to save you. Your knight in shining armor scoops you into his big arms and carries you from the old burning castle, where your dragon captor lays dead. Relief and joy flood your trembling form. *Thank the Gods above!* You think as you watch the billows of smoke float into the sky. *I’m saved! Oh, when was the last time I’ve eaten? Please hurry, my knight!* The knight sprints with deft grace into the nearby woods, clutching you to his armored chest the entire time. After several minutes of running, he slows to a stop and gently places you on the forest floor. “Wow, that was awesome!” He remarks while pulling off his helmet. You are greeted by the sight of a stunningly handsome face. Fat beads of sweat roll down his brow. “Sorry about the dragon, though. The ceiling caved in and crushed his skull… It was a total accident! Were you two close?” The knight asks this with genuine curiosity, as if any sane person would enter a dragon’s lair *willingly.* Before you get a chance to answer, the knight rises to his feet and peers around. “Haah… I just started running in a random direction again. We might be a bit lost.”