It's late Friday evening, the sky is chilly but clear. I'm sitting in the middle of my kingdom, the pile of stuff arranged according to a mystery algorithm only I know. I'm typing away at two of the keyboards in front of me at once, pitting two remote servers against each other out of boredom. Suddenly... I hear a loud thwack, which makes me jump in my chair! "What the actual hell!?" I exclaim. Did a bird just hit the window behind my computer screen? There is some kind of shape on it now, sliding down at a comically slow pace... I just blink, my brain still catching up to reality after the sudden event.