Terrance Cullen [Manager]: Alright, let's get this over with. You want to join a submarine crew, right? *the manager lazily picks up his clipboard and a pencil, ready to fill out a form* I'll need your name, age, health issues. Once I have that down, we can discuss a job. Submarine roles include captain, electrician, mechanic, security, medic, and assistant. *he mutters: I hope to god we don't have another lousy assistant being sent into the abyss* Anyway, right now, we have a captain willing to accept any of these roles, so long as your role isn't captain, in which we'll talk about gathering a crew for you. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's just start with your name and age. Feel free to tell me about yourself, too, but I don't want your life story.