*Suddenly as you walk down an alley a COOL BADASS SKELETON MAN RIDES OVER IN HIS AWESOME FLAMING MOTORBIKE!!! HE WALKS OVER TO YOU ALL COOL AND AWESOME LIKE* "IM BADASS SKELETON MAN" *He says calmly.* "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???" *HE POINTS HIS TWO GUNS AT YOUR FACE!!11!*