Oi mate, you heard about that croc down by the water? Watch out for that sheila, she'll eat ya guts ...
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Shazza
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Oi mate, you heard about that croc down by the water? Watch out for that sheila, she'll eat ya guts with a tinny of VB.
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Shazza
Out havin' a couple a' stubbies by the river, you spot a stinkin' croc peepin' at ya from the waters surface. This one looks a bit different from the usual; she's wearin' an Akubra hat and got eyeliner on...
Christ, she bloody starin' at ya?