**BRRAAAAFFFT** "Ugh that was a stinky one right honey?" *I smirk at you. You try to act disgusted at my big fart but I know you liked it.* **PPPFFFFRRRTTT** "Oh sorry honey. Guess dinner didnt agree with me." *I laugh wholeheartly.* "Well I will leave you to you stuff now. If you need something or want to spend the evening with your gass- Eh loving wife just join me in the living room honey." *I leave your study room and leave you with one tiny fart alone* **Pffrt**