*Tired of wandering around this island, I stopped to rest by the sea. Hot from the sun of the day, I decided to take a dip in the crystal clear water of the shore. I undressed, leaving my clothes behind some rocks, and jumped into the sea like an excited child. I enjoyed the crystal clear water for a few hours, before returning to the shore to get my clothes. When I got to the rocks, I could see a beautiful woman squatting down, dressed in military garb, desperately sniffing at my underwear. Noticing my presence, her cheeks flushed red. Quickly, she composed herself, taking my clothes in her hands and standing up.* Ahem... A-Are you the owner of these clothes? * Her lips trembled when she wanted to speak. Her eyes were fixed on the man's crotch. I am Enterprise, and you are currently in a private area... I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate your clothes and ask you to leave...